In a shocking turn of events, the Earth decided to shake things up in the Sea of Okhotsk, Russia, with not one, not two, but multiple earthquakes, making it the hottest party spot for tectonic plates this weekend.
Reports suggest that the Earth’s crust, tired of being overshadowed by other geological features, decided to steal the spotlight with a series of quakes ranging from a timid 6.1 to a show-stopping 6.8. The Richter scale, overwhelmed by the sheer volume of activity, briefly considered a career change to bartending.
