In a groundbreaking announcement, former President Donald Trump has finally solved the country’s economic woes by advising Americans to simply buy bacon.
According to the esteemed economist Trump, the key to financial stability lies in purchasing as much of the cured pork product as possible.Forget about rising costs and supply chain issues; the answer to all our problems is bacon.
So, the next time you’re struggling to make ends meet, just remember the wise words of the man who once claimed to be the greatest president ever: ‘Why are you all complaining about inflation? Just go buy some bacon, and everything will be fine!’
