In an unprecedented move that has Twitter users worldwide buzzing with anticipation and confusion, Elon Musk, the tech mogul who once declared himself the “Imperator of Mars” and “Meme Lord Supreme,” announced his plan to “take a dump on Mars.” Yes, you read that correctly.
The world’s richest man wants to make a giant leap for mankind by dropping a deuce on the Red Planet. “Think about it, we’ll be fertilizing the soil for future colonization!” Musk tweeted, completely ignoring the fact that he might contaminate an entire celestial body with his earthly waste.
